whom we can marry then ??

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants herhusband to be a UNIQUE key.Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendencyto BREAK the things and EXIT from house.Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problemsin INHERITANCE.Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throwsEXCEPTIONS.Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with heralways.Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good inDIVISION of families.Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good inshooting troubles.Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILYMARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY , THEN..